"Masturbating is serious business for me. I'm always sexually excited and if my cookie doesn't get stuffed at least once every 24 hours I start to get grouchy. But with my trusty vibrator I don't have to worry about that happening. No wonder I'm always in such a good mood! Wouldn't you be too if you were cumming everyday? It's a great workout too, cause I get really into it. Like, I'll play with myself till I'm sweating and jerking around all over the place. When that happens I'm usually thinking about a wet dick gliding between my cookie lips. I imagine it teasing my slit till I'm super wet and then slowly making its way into my hole. Mmm, that's the best!”